The best vacuum cleaner in the world, ever.
My husband has just got a new car. It is his pride and joy and the amount of time he spends polishing it and cleaning it probably far outweighs the amount of time he actually spends driving it.
Now, of course, being a man with a brand new toy he wants to lavish his all on it. This car deserves the best vacuum cleaner in the world. Having tried the two household vacuum cleaners he announced that neither were powerful enough to clean his beloved car. What exactly there was to clean up I do not know. The dog and children are allowed no were near the blinking car, and certainly not in it. I am not allowed to drive the thing.
So apparently there was only one thing for it, he went out to buy the best car vacuum cleaner money can buy. Seemingly there is no such a thing available to men like my husband. The marketing men have missed an opportunity though, the packaging does not say anywhere on it that it is ‘the best car vacuum cleaner in the world’ – believe me if it did there would be hundreds of men queuing up to buy it.
Another special new toy for their other toy. Hmm, boys and their toys, will they ever learn?
